The greatest sphere’ing of your lifetime. We’re going to set a world record for the most zorbs in a river at a single time.
Thanks to some unorthodox investment strategies we actually turned a profit last year. We’re going to celebrate by setting a world record… won’t you join us?
We’ve secured 85 spheric floatation devices, aka “zorbs,” and we’re going to race them down the Chicago River. The first 85 zorbers to sign up will have their names printed into the Guinness Book of World Records under “Largest Zorb Flotilla.”